The Lunch Lady is a minor character in the series.
- Jimbo - She's never seen him until that episode but she dislikes him anyway.
- Elliot - She told him about sucking George Washington's cock, it would probably be obvious that she doesn't like him.
- Brandon - She clearly doesn't like him because he laughs about her life.
- Elmer - Just like the rest of the characters, she said to him that she sucked Jesus' cock but doesn't really like him.
- Like Elmer, she's voiced by the same actor.
- She uses Coach's model
- She's over 2000 years old since she has met Jesus.
- (To Jimbo) "Honey, I've been a whore since the Great Depression, I've been a slut since the Holocaust!"
- (To Elliot) "I sucked George Washington's dick. How does that sound cool?!"
- (To Elmer) "You know I sucked Jesus' cock?"
- (To Elmer) "Shut up and eat ya' muff cabbage!"
- "Here's your potatars."