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The Postal Dude
Postaldouche
"Ow, my clavicord!"
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The Postal Dude is a character from Postal. He is one of the characters that actually make some sort of sense, such as claiming his second-amendment rights or stating it would be more politically correct to kill women and minorities first.

AppearenceEdit

Due to reusing his model from Postal 2, the Dude wears his attire from said game: an alien T-shirt, brown trenchcoat, jeans, boots, and shades. He also has short red hair and a goatee.

QuotesEdit

  • "I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first."
  • "Hey I'm just exercising my second ammendments right here, ya fuckin' communist!"
  • "Where the hell am I?"
  • "What for? All the cars in this town seem to be props anyway."
  • "I regret nothing."
  • "Fuck me, I better get home."
  • "Mmm, smells like chicken."
  • "You go, girl."
  • "Buttsauce."
  • "Shit."
  • "Fuck."

Reputation with other charactersEdit

  • Brandon- As seen in Mondays and Field trips, Postal Dude cusses Brandon out. It's blatantly obvious he hates him.
  • Ms.Person- He too dislikes Ms. Person as of Field Trips he *killed* her. Luckily for him, she came back to life.

TriviaEdit

  • The real Postal Dude is the protagonist of the controversial Postal video game franchise.
  • He has the ability to fly.
  • His model is taken from the Synergy mod's original version, and ported from Postal 2.
  • His dialogue was taken from Postal 2.

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