FYI[]
Quotes are sentences that are either laughed at in comments, or used in everyday life. If you don't consider these quotes then idk what is.
Elliot[]
"Ah! first day of school...huuuuuuuuuu HUH huuuuuuuuu."
"Pizza at 8 o clock in the morning? WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"If we're supposed to be in YOUR class, why aren't you at the gym?"
Brandon[]
"Mr.Cool! That's such a cool name, I wish my last name was cool!"
"Text to speech? More like text to gay!"
"Brandon's not here right now! Please leave a message after the beep! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPAH!!"
"What are you? iRobot?"
"Xav-Tay-Tor-Tot"
Wesley[]
"Actually it's Xaivier 3.10 WEETART!!!"
"I'm gonna leet hack you!"
"NO, my mom has a FIRE WALL!"
"Fhughkgun weetart."
Jimbo[]
"Bananas!"
"Hah, Fagola!"
"NOOOOOOO!"
Bill Clinton[]
"Hey guys, whoever wants to smoke some doobies with me raise their hand!"
"Woah, WOAH, I think I smoked to many Doobieeeeeeees!"
"Do i get to eat a PIG?"
Mr.Cool[]
"No Bill Clinton, you don't get to eat a pig."
"*sigh* These doofuses again?"
"How do you say shoes in italian?"
Mr.Higglesworth[]
"This is algebra you fagola, I heard your thoughts F, you talked DOUBLE F."
"You talked A+, *Elliot speaks up*, F."
"HAHAHAHAHA Just kidding fagolas! Beat it Geek!"
"You fagolas again?! *jumps out window*"
"The hell's crab whore? Sounds like a bad porno."
Ms.Person[]
"I hope you boys arent planning on skipping this week's pep rally."
"I'm an old fart that likes to do nothing except do elliots mom aksj-e3434 penis, penis, penis."
"That wasn't necessary, please do not do that ever again."
"Mr. Higglesworth, I want fucking marshmellows right now. Where are they?"
"Miss Man, can you please gain the urge to shut the fuck up, and give me marshmellows.
The Gym Teacher[]
"Give me 20 push-ups PRONT
"Daleloah!"
"You stupid idiot! Daleloaheloah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Elmer[]
"My Name is ELMER!"
"*breathe*,*breathe*,*breathe*."
"My name rhymes with ******!"
"You may have met a lot of people in your life, But you aint met anyone like Elmer!"
"Just like potatoes"
Dan and Chris[]
"What a slicer!"
"Yo, punch that fool man!"
"Slicer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah mother fucker. Peace out bitch!
Postal Dude[]
"Hey I'm just exercising my 2nd admendment rights here you fucking communist!"
"Yes! I suppose it'd be correct to kill women and the minorites first!"
"What for?, all the cars here seem to be props anyway."
Emo Kid[]
"Crabs give me stiffies."
"****** counts too."
"It's when you get really down low, and you strum a guitar at dick level, like this."
FYI 2[]
There's alot of quotes I only put in the ones that exist right now. When other Elliot Goes To School or Elliot series Characters come along I'll add new Quotes -Steve Block.